...let's drift into the next dimension...

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

eatpussylivehappy:

i like to pull on your hair in public to remind you that i was doing this while we fucked earlier

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

“i see you”

1. when a black person has deducted the reasoning behind your scheme

2. when a black person rationalizes your reasoning. 

(via blackproverbs)

3. When a black person wants you to know that they’re impressed by your.. Style, job, car you drive, project you’re working on, etc, etc

(via blackinamerica)

overheard-at-school:

"Polar bears are actually black."

           ”OMG, the term if African-Antarctic!”

lubricates:

do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

his-submissive-girl:

Just because I’m gay…

In loooove with this.

wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

tyleroakley:

Interviewing #IGGYAZALEA - asked her all about her fall off the stage… SHE WAS SO CUTE ABOUT IT! Props. #VMAs #etatvmas

tyleroakley:

Interviewing #IGGYAZALEA - asked her all about her fall off the stage… SHE WAS SO CUTE ABOUT IT! Props. #VMAs #etatvmas

yungcutiee:

I’m sorry

yungcutiee:

I’m sorry

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands