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nankurunaisaa:

niggasandcomputers:

Chuuuch

I be tryna tell yall
dapenguinninja:

"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." Malcolm X

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punkmoss:

i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob

Wowwwww I love this so much

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littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

(Source: i-am-lord-of-asgard, via everyonesbeenforgotten)

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kicking-edgar-allan-poe:

getoveritloveislove:

Can we just take a moment to realize how this child is acting more maturely than half the population of the earth? Kay. That will be all.

forever reglob. 

Reglob.

we should all reglob.

THIS IS SO WRONG
You can’t play ping-pong with three people. They’re gonna need a fourth, or the two husbands will have to take turns with the paddle. I mean, they could take turns with the kid, but that’s kinda rude considering it was his idea to play and all. Jeez.

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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anupsetzombie:


fenrirmakara:
also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn

Everything in this is great, but don’t burn a Zombie unless you know it wont be chasing you. Unlike Humans, Zombies do not get stopped by fire, sure they will eventually burn up, but for the time the Zombie is still mobile, you wont just be being chased by a Zombie, you’ll be being chased by a Flaming Zombie. 

Also, avoid holing up in hospitals and police stations. Instead, opt for stores like Walmart. Few entrances and windows, large amounts of food, ways to grow your own food once that runs out, water, and generators.

Wrong. Don’t go to Walmart. Everyone goes to Walmart. Find a Kmart instead. No one goes to Kmart.

even better go to a Sams club and barricade the living hell out of it and youll be set for years

plus the zombies can’t get in without a membership